i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.
Preview of summer looks~ blonde blonde blonde w.
I can’t wait to get on that plane <3.
okay so i posted this picture of the moon in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle as a joke on FaceBook.
and somebody LITERALLY thought that was the real fucking moon and SAVED and reposted this. they didn’t even “share” it!!
THIS GAME CAME OUT IN 2001.
HE THOUGHT IT WAS REAL
good job sega.